hahahaha. Awesome posts on Berkeley's freecycle today:
On Apr 1, 2012 10:15 AM:
Subject:[Berkeley_CA_Freecycle] OFFER: unicorn (Kensington)
"My daughter's godmother gifted us with a lovely magical unicorn, and it is with great sadness we must find a new home for her. The time we spend grooming her is more than we have right now, and the three cases of Lucky Charms we must buy to feed her every week is putting us in debt. Anyone who
wishes to adopt her should know that, while unicorn poop is beautifully
sparkly and colorful, it does tend to smell.
While this lovely creature is not the right match for our family, I'm sure
her perfect home is out there somewhere. I know posting animals on
Freecycle is controversial, but we are running out of time and options.
Please no emails to tell us we're doing the wrong thing. We're heartbroken
as it is.
Serious inquiries only and please, no restaurants!"
RE: Subject:[Berkeley_CA_Freecycle] OFFER: unicorn (Kensington)
"We don't have the ground or airspace to keep a unicorn but you can try to donate it to the local zoo. They just opened a mythological creatures exhibit and are in need of more hooved and winged animals ie. Griffiths,
centaurs, etc. "
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